A 90 year old women goes to the doctor.

his bill and says, “I’m sorry, but the pain in your leg is simply caused by old age; there’s nothing I can do about it.”

The old man replies with a look of disbelief, “That’s impossible! That can’t be!”

The doctor says, “What do you mean? I’m the expert here; if you know so much, how can you say it’s not old age?”

The patient answers, “I’m no doctor, but it doesn’t take a medical degree to tell that your diagnosis is wrong. You’re mistaken. After all, my other leg