“Dr I can’t stop farting, sure they don’t smell and make no noise, but still I can’t take it anymore.”
“Well, take these pills every day and come back in a week.”
“Dr., what did you do to me? Not only am I still farting now, but they also smell as well!
“Oh, very well, now about your hearing…”
===============================================
A nice, respectable lady with a savory smell of perfume got on the bus and sat beside me.
After some moments, I dared to ask her: “Excuse me, lady, do you
