A 90 year old women goes to the doctor.

mind me asking you what the name of this perfume is and where you buy it from? I want to buy one for my wife.”

The lady responded: “It is Chanel and from Paris.”

About ten minutes later, I felt a strong wind in my belly, so I slowly blew it out.

Some seconds later, she broke and said: “Offf…what is this smell, my God”?

I said: “Garlic and I am from Gilroy, California.”
A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night.

She was